Her: "Mom, I got three wishes."
Her: "I wished for a live unicorn and a pony."
Me: "Oh honey, I don't think you will get the unicorn because they aren't real; they are make-believe."
Her: "Oh, I'll be right back. I'm going to ask for more wishes--and I will just ask for the unicorn legs this time."
Me: "Alrighty then." Lol!